sister.sister.

so, last thursday i did my favorite things and for every thursday from now on i will do a "topics" thursday...
if you ever have any suggestions, let me know! talking about how i walk my dogs without pants on is old.


so tonight i have a million few things on my mind...

SNACK TIME.duh

• guacamole tortilla chips... so good. ive never had them until today, im not sure what brand they were, but they were amazing! my ultimate party food, go to snack, restaurant appetizer = chips + salsa. always. forever. true love. i ALREADY tried to marry chips and salsa thank you.

• favorite NON alchoholic Water beverage... Turkey Hill Diet Green Tea. amazing. lightly sweet... so good. a staple in my house...

• do i even have to write this? Favorite drink. bubbly. champagne. i love popping bottles. favorite brand Martini & Rossi Asti Spumante. grey goose got yer gurl feelin looooose seriously. its good. can i get salt all around my rim rim rim rim

not my favorite, but still good!

and lastly, we were talking at the pool today about friends, and the lucky poor souls that are going to be in our wedding party, and my from as far as i can remember, ive had the same best friends. even before first grade. and we are all still best friends now. so amazing. i never really thought anything of it until today. and what a rarity it is. tara + di + nicole, i love you girls!

i want you to Say Hello to my lil' friend

my newest (6years newest)

im so lucky Ryan has a sister.

because its a "2fer" 

2 for me, 1 for you. 

i get a fiancee and a best friend:

eat your heart EYES out...

princess belle + princess ariel

 auntie gm + beluga whale Preggo

 first half marathon @ central park

 fab.

love you!

i grew up a spoiled brat am an only child so,

my friends are sisters to me!

anyway, go hang out with your besties.

im going to hang out with ryan.

have a good night...

TOMORROW IS JULY!!!

powerless.

me and my pimple

walked the dogs this morning...

no skanky ugg slippers, just skanky barefoot!

samHOTmess

PRINCESS woke up!

time to have my normal cup of coffee + catch up on emails + blog...

what the HECK

no stinking power?!?!?!?!

my laptop didnt have any wifi connections

(my whole neighborhood was out!)

anyway, its back on now.

what you missed....

a late morning, a day at the pool with the girls, lots of guacamole flavored tortilla chips + salsa.

and now im inside to catch up on some house stuff i didnt want to  couldnt take care of with no power.

SORRY! 

dont call me Shawnee Inn.

It wont happen again!

its thirsty Thursday, also, the LAST DAY OF JUNE!

is it just me or is this year FLYING by?

anyone have an extra long weekend this week? 4 day weekends?

Ill be back tonight, 

stop by!

forearm muscles - not a good look.

 Since i knew it was going to be a hot date night, (not with Ryan, scandalous i know!)
i made dinner for him, that he could reheat whenever he got home...


it was a gourmet frozen bag of Trader Joes Turkey Meatballs. 

NO one said clearly ryan is loving me for my cooking.

so when i used a whole wheat hot dog roll, put a little butter + minced garlic on it

then voila, called it Garlic Bread, no surprise here.

ive made a lot worse

 

my note...

something like this:

" i love you, here is dinner.

reheat it for 2 minutes.

1per minute i worked on it

in fine print: 

please 'confirm' my bloomingdales shopping bag "

this is what i did:

(G)   Body Pump...

(T) tan...

yes, yes i did. i went there. im THAT girl.

radioactive jolly rancher!

 (L) Dinner:

thanks GM for the Starbucks!

and for dinner!

wow, who ever said there is no such thing as a free lunch dinner?

sweet creams cafe!

but this time theyre open!

dinner was a Veggie Byron.

toasted croissant + spinach + chick peas + mushrooms + carrots + cheeeese + broccoli

SO DELICIOUS, and EXACTLY what i wanted.

when i got home i felt a little guilty for publicly licking my plate clean not running today.

i made plans to, and SAID i would. then bailed at the last minute.

well im happy to make up that time.

i mean, im happy NOW that i did it. 

i was NOT happy in this picture.

thats 30 minutes people.

you think thats HOTmess, imagine after 2 hours...

sexy.

lots of NECK SWEAT going on here.

on the FOR REAL, this is exactly why i started this blog

to be *FINALLY* held accountable for my nonWorkouts...

yes, i did just pat myself on the back.

excuse me for having an unusually enormous a little pride.

so much so, my head didnt even fit in that picture.

have a good night!

off to save water ---->BED.

just kidding, its SHOWER WEDNESDAY!

just dont expect me to brush my hair.

babysteps. 

summer lovin

So many different things that i love about summertime.

it reminds me of the beach, tanning, the smell of garbage sunscreen, sitting outside,

fireflies, smores, family&friends, music, iced coffee, tubing in the gulf, swimming, road*trips, tanlines, sunglasses & flipflops, lemonade, sun, ice cream, and best of all: fresh fruit!

all time fave fruit:

a close 2nd

lunch. light strawberry yogurt + pineapple + strawberries = awesome!

i got a little G.T. L. Dinner planned!

i didnt want to stuff my face for lunch

im saving that for dinner

its always almost 5:00

if you need to waste even MORE time after reading about me, 

check this out:

this girl is HOT! and a personal trainer!

oh, and i know youre dying to know...

wedding.dress.fail.

i dont LOVE it.

i want to ehloooovuh my dress.

this was, ehhh. 

no pics because what i means is

only my love handles looked good

i want it to be a surprise?

sunscreen shmunscreen.

Morning!

im starting my day with some Baileys Coffee.

and a VEGGIE Bacon Egg + Cheese 

on a plate, because you have to use a plate if youre having eggs.

(right Bonnie?)

mine are VB.E.C.K

starring: Ketchup

then i made my neighbors ashamed and disgusted walked my dogs

i have no body.

just an awful face with matching legs

well now, im going to pretend shop online

NO Ryan, i dont have a problem

but if you ever want to surprise me with my Bloomindales

"shopping bag" i would love you even more.

and then POOL it. 

i need to start focusing on why we decided i wouldnt work:

my tan. its non-existant. 

im going for this shade:

(source)

right now i feel a little like this:

(source)

its hard work. 

someone has to do it.

if you need me, ill be at SamsClub buying bulk babyoil

and foil.

early bird special

snacktime at the HOTmessHouse

i had a snack!

i gave it my best attempt at sexy face.

and smoked weed took the worlds hottest picture, ever.

and rocked my new tiffanys necklace

dinnertime:

**NEWS FLASH: EATING DINNER @ 5PM IS COOL.**

even cooler then that, bed at 9p.

whole wheat pizza + green & red bell peppers

so easy! you could call it tila tequila

playtime for the puppers...

have a good night! see ya tomorrow!

p e a c e