spoken for

So this week was it.

the week I was 'supposed to' have 'everything' finished.

the week I told ME, "BE DONE, SO YOU CAN CHILL"

Well, really, I haven't 'chilled' I barely even slept.

I've gone thru copious amounts of coffee, 

more than usual, 

and now I have to start a whole new box of crest white strips.

Soooo, TODAY for example,

ONE measly little thing got 'checked' off my TO DO:

BRAZILIAN BIKINI WAX.

WOAH. 

we are talking serious PAIN.

waxer: this won't be bad, it will go quickly.

Me:

waxer: one. two. three.

ME:

waxer: see that wasn't bad.

ME: 

NOTE TO SELF:

if my hands ever get dry, use grease off face.

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samHOTmess FACEBOOK  

I guess I'll catch you guys on the dark side.

The OTHER side.

The side where commitment-phobes avoid,

the side where trips to home depot are equated to a mini- vacation,

the side where its two people but one last name.

Where there is a mrs and a mr, 

an I DO, and a SO DO I.

A side where killing In Laws is Out Lawed. 

And you know what, 

I FREAKING LOVE my Fiance. 

I mean, I loved him seven years ago, 

I just times'd it by 7. million.

Plus, Ryan comes with a pretty cool thing called a sister.

I've never had one. Just heard about them.

And she's pretty cool too. 

Stay Tuned......

Love, mrs. samHOTmess