about samHOTmess

So- you want to know ABOUT ME...

I usually have a million things to say,

half of which I need to learn are just private thoughts for my brain,

not words people NEED OR WANT to hear.

{no, that DOESN'T match, YES, you are going bald...}

I've been called A LOT of things-

But my birth certificate says Sam.

HOTmess came... well, right after birth I suppose...

I'm typically THAT girl.

The one when she opens her car door 20 bottles of water fall out.

The one with spilled coffee on EVERYTHING. 

DEFINITELY the one lost, despite how many times I've been. 

Late. ALWAYS.

Prim.Proper.Appropriate. NEVER. 

Loud. Yes. 

Forgetful- I think so.

Runner- slow & steady & sometimes.

New to CrossFit. Scared SH*TLESS, but I LOVE it!

Addicted to Shopping- Coffee - Roasted Brussels Sprouts - Champagne - Cannolis- Montauk...

When I'm not reversing down a One Way Street-

you will most likely find me with friends. family. my toddler daughter 

(referred to here as PRINCESS but really QUEEN would be more relative)

I married my HS sweetheart May 2012...

Together since 2005.

We have a little blue house in the Poconos-

and when I'm not dragging Ryan away for race weekends-

then we are riding quads with our daughter or chasing our lazy bulldog to only sleep 20 hours of the day instead of 22.

We are kids at heart, and LOVE DisneyWorld! 

(is that the one in Florida, because that's the one that I'm talking about)

Ive had the same best friends since, well since I've had best friends!
(Im just glad diaper days are over)

don't let the smiles fool you, we chartered a deep sea fishing boat in Montauk and i threw up. 4 times. 

Thanks for stopping by-